Fuck attractive people. For serious. Like, they're just walking around all attractive and shit like it's not their fault we're in pain, like they just have these faces or whatever and they're totally not in control of what they do to us.

( Exhibit A: Gerard fucking Way, who just needs to shut the fuck up with that pretty face of his )

Now, I know traditionally we're supposed to perform animal sacrifice and run around the town whipping people with floggers made of sacrificed goat and dog skin to promote fertility and ease the pains of childbirth, but honestly? I don't even have two goats to sacrifice. I know, it's embarrassing; who realizes they're fresh out off male goats the ( Read more... )

Once again, I have a giant folder full of pictures that desperately want me to spam them, and who am I to refuse?

( First up, Spencer drumming! )

Title: Just Like Sunny Days
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer (+ Patrick)
Word Count: 9,500
Summary: In which both responsibility and chastity devices suck, Spencer's actually wrong, and Patrick likes girls. And belts.
Warnings: verbal humiliation and mind games

Just Like Sunny Days

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This is part of the Hold this Rope 'verse and a fill for a prompt (my own, okay?) over at the Panic! Pain Kink Pornathon.

Brendon was always a prodigy when it came to getting himself off. When Brendon's parents leave him alone for the night, the clothespins and other household pervertables come out.

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Title: High School Role Play Tag
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Word Count: 4,000
Summary: Spencer and Brendon pretend they're still in high school and their casual make out scenes suddenly become a lot more serious. The scene from the end of Move Like Water, Break Like Waves.
Warnings: verbal humiliation, name calling
Notes: Follows Let ( Read more... )

I think it's time for a picspam. Completely disorganized, as per usual.

( Let's start with group shots this time )

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Watching Brendon dance and air drum along with Foxy Shazam is my favorite thing in the whole world right now. The unbridled joy!

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I've been finding Brendon so attractive lately. Not that I think he's unattractive usually, but I don't ever look at him and think, "I want to break a bed with that man." Well, I never used to. These past couple of weeks, I've been thinking a lot of dirty thoughts about him ( Read more... )